If you are from the Midwest, you probably dislike clever telephone answering messages. Yet, there it is. Music track created by Annie in a few minutes while she was learning the software.

Whilst producing a set of online training modules, some left-over voice-over fragments, a little audio processing and a few bongo drums resulted in this handy musical toy.

More of the same.

Some recorded excerpts of President George W. Bush's 2003 state of the Union speech, tastefully processed and pleasantly rearranged.

But Hello. Welcome always, to the Potential Alternative Advanced Electronics Research Institute. Here we are delighted to be creating very useful if somewhat fantastic products. Some would accuse us of trying to rewrite history, but that is impossible, isn't it? And please accept our apologies in the unlikely event that you do experience some existential discomfort in spite of our precautions. And please accept our apologies in the unlikely event that you do experience some brief existential discomfort in spite of our precautions.